Here. In case you needed some Saturday inspiration from the spam-bin:
“hello!,I really like your writing so a lot! proportion we
be in contact extra approximately your post on AOL?
I require an expert on this house to resolve my problem.
May be that is you! Taking a look forward to peer you.”
Cracks me up. Thanks, spammer, for the giggles. Now, please step away from Google translator before you hurt yourself.
Happy weekend, all!
Andi Marquette 
Hilarious!!!
What’s so wrong. Perfect clear message for you. Successive robot battle is listed in it!
Hmmm. It’s hard to write spam.