Spam of the day

Here. In case you needed some Saturday inspiration from the spam-bin:

“hello!,I really like your writing so a lot! proportion we
be in contact extra approximately your post on AOL?
I require an expert on this house to resolve my problem.
May be that is you! Taking a look forward to peer you.”

Cracks me up. Thanks, spammer, for the giggles. Now, please step away from Google translator before you hurt yourself.

Happy weekend, all!